when you rather hang out with a girl who bitches you around rather then your friends.

pussy whipped.
your a fucking cairo man hanging out with that bitch!
by Jwords April 27, 2008
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Capital of Egypt and Biggest city in the Middle East
The president flew from Cairo to meet his fellow in Paris
by Hesham January 22, 2005
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Cairo is the name of someone who is shy af but is amazing once you get to know them. They are completely beautiful (& innocent) inside and out, everyone wants a friend like Cairo.
Damn you see that girl over there? She's definitely a Cairo.
by caihoe August 16, 2016
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cairo, meaning of cairo - dumbass stupid fucking idiot who cant educate herself
hey! did u see how mf stupid cairo was today
yeah doesnt that happen like everyday?
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A sarcophagus. Like a Chicago overcoat, but Ancient Egyptian. The most famous Cairo Overcoat is used by the Homestuck character Lord English; it is made of the fabric of spacetime and can transform from a sarcophagus into a real coat and back.
Stitch mutters to himself in his shop. He guesses Eggs and Biscuits are roughhousing again, because the fabric of spacetime is tearing something fierce on Lord English's CAIRO OVERCOAT. This sort of thing is exactly why he keeps a BACKUP COAT, and always leaves Stitch with one of them.

--Homestuck, Intermission 1
by DialM April 7, 2016
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1) A Dandy--a dandy--a gay man, so called because of Joel Cairo in "The Maltese Falcon." Joel Cairo is one of the first clearly gay men to appear in American film. A Joel Cairo is probably a gay man who hasn't come out but is kinda obvious if you smell his gardenia scented business cards.

2) To do a Joel Cairo is recoup your losses after having seemed to have failed. To suddenly rally in the face of defeat--much in the same way Hulk Hogan suddenly comes back from the dead when the Hulkamaniacs start screaming his name.
How did you end up losing the bet?

That cat Joel Cairoed me--I didn't realise he knew the bookie and had a hot tip. Damn!
by Cerys B March 23, 2010
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