keaton cairns

keaton cairns loves buenos and is a professional singer who sings mostly disney songs, specifically frozen (into the unknown). he has a bigger bunda than you

keaton cairns' cat got ran over

by segcyme April 3, 2021

Cairns Cleek

when you line up dildo with an Anus or Vagina and tee off with a 3 wood and drive that baby home!

Man last night i gave Mandy a Cairns Cleek and she blew her load!

by Slamdunkyourjunk December 20, 2022

Daniel Cairns

A big fat simplord that rages at Fifa and constantly leaves the bais for the bloody woman. Flip sake like Daniel stay on after 8 o clock like what are you a middle aged gypsie

Don’t be such a Daniel cairns

by SlamTheSham October 24, 2020

Cairn Island

A country with the smallest population ever with 45 persons. Their labor force is "15 Able-bodied men." The settling place of the crew members of the Bounty.

Cairn Island's electricity is provided by a diesal-powered generator.

by MistaAllen May 12, 2006

daniel cairns

someone who has hair bigger than the wall of china and who constantly gets beaten on fifa. and he loves karis and they love to play football with each other, he plays for his local team grimsby town juniors as a left back on the bench

doing an indie daniel cairns

by adrian harrison cairns laddd December 20, 2013

Cairn Terrier

A poor man's yorkie.

Toto, from The Wizard of Oz, is a cairn terrier.

by cairnterrier January 15, 2012

Cairns State High School

The one school in Cairns that might exceed the very low bar set by the other schools. Most who go there without being in the catchment are pretentious arts students whose bragging about being "the best school in the state" is as loud as the Loves's buses at their stop drop and go area at the end of every school day.

Cairns State High School dominated the Eisteddfod today
>"smh of course they did" - the other schools, probably.

by LORD MASHIE October 30, 2021