CU-Me 

Alternate for SUV (Sport Utility Vehicle). Used to describe extremely large vehicles (Cadillac Escalade, Hummer H2) that are purchased by people who want to feel more important on the road.

Look at that stupid Hummer. What a SeeUMe.

CU-Me by Sheldo May 5, 2004

Cumer 

A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!

"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"

Cumer by Ocide December 28, 2020

Cumehameha 

When you have an profusely intense fap session that last several porn videos and you finally release the cumehameha!! You shoot it largest load you ever accomplished.

Bro, I cumehameha last night for the first time. I had to replace my keyboard because of it.

Cumehameha by Turboman May 2, 2013

Heavy Cumer 

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)

Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!

Heavy Cumer by Urban humor May 25, 2016

Cumercial

When a male/female masturbates during comercial breaks.

Tom didnt want to miss his favourite show so he decided to pull a cumercial. He pulled his dick until a slight orgasm occured. He then cummed on the TV Barbra Walters face in the screen.

Cumercial by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009

Cumeleon 

When an individual ejaculates and then the load changes colors similar to the way a chameleon does. This is possibly due to a birth defect or living in close proximity to a power plant.

Billy- "I was jerking the other day and after I jizzed on my stomach the jizz turned green and then purple".

Lance- "Dude, you need to go to a doctor. Thats like a cumeleon."

Billy- " Yeah I know but Greg is throwing a rave on Friday and he offered me 50 bucks to jack off on a overhead projector".

Lance- "nice, I would make him throw in two tabs also. That way you can eat one and plug one.

Billy- "Good idea, thats why you are the man.

Cumeleon by Steve the face glazer February 22, 2011

cume 

the old english word for sperm

Andrew drank a fine keg of Bob's cume

cume by dick guzinya March 20, 2004