CTM, or "Chuckling To Myself" is the new LOL. Typically, one is not laughing "OL" (out loud) when it's typed, so it's been revised for situations with more subtle humor...or less funny jokes.
SD: That crazy landlord came upstairs again! I think he has a drinking problem.


by Summer January 04, 2006
Top Definition
Chuckle To Myself.

This is the counterpoint, the companion expression to LOL (Laugh Out Loud).
Wendy sent me a very funny text. I responded; CTM!
by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 11, 2011
the meaning its in spanish "ConcheTuMadre"
in english its "mother fuker"
for example:
"ctm what are you doing?"
"ctm que wea estai haciendo?"

"i hate you rctm"
"te odio rectm"
by killua November 25, 2006
"Comme Ta Mère" ("like your mother" in french), can be used as an alternative answer to a lot of things (especially pointless ones) and for trolling.
dude 1: yo dude, this shit is amazing, my gf accepted to take it up the ass last night
dude 2: ctm

dude 1: hey man this game is ugly and boring
dude 2: ctm
dude 1: don't start with that shit please
dude 2: ctm
dude 1: DUDE!
dude 2: CTM
dude 1: you cocksucker
dude 2: ctm
(can lead to an endless loop, like No U wars)
by Nosfrat April 12, 2010
Chinga Tu Madre-a mexican way to say fuk ur mom
me and my friends use it so my mom wont know wat we are saying
CTM puto (chinga tu madre puto)
by Chivas May 17, 2008
A word used to describe a guy that takes ab selfies, practices incest, and says he can beat the shit out of anyone despite never being in a fight before.
Person 1: Hey Christian over there fucked his cousin and got her pregnant. When I asked him about it he said he would beat my ass.

Person 2: He's never even been in a fight!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's such a CTM
by theBOZ February 04, 2015
CTM is an acronym for "Chuckle To Myself", used in text/internet language and now spilling into current usage. Used when a comment brings about an amusing mental picture in the listener/reader. Origin - SE Qld, Australia.
Friend texts you - "just saw a man sneeze out his false teeth.."
*creates instant mental image which gives you a giggle on the inside* you respond "ctm"
by Red Bec April 22, 2011
CTM stands for Chuckle to myself. Used when the joke your friend made is not LOL-worthy because you didn't actually really laugh out loud.
Friend: Did you see what she was wearing?
Friend 2: CTM, she looks like a clown.

Friend:Dude, what religion is my religion?
Friend 2: CTM, are you drunk?
by k12k23s11 November 17, 2011
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