Research Professor of Philosophy at Talbot School of Theology and Professor of Philosophy at Houston Baptist University. He is best known for his debates against atheists, and for his ministry, Reasonable Faith
Only one person can be Criamazing, and that is Cria Blackman.
If you are called Criamazing, its a good thing. It means not only are you comparable to the amazingness of Chuck Norris, but your a girl. Which makes it better.
This is a compliment, you're hot, your're irresistible, and most of all, envied.
Criarrhea is the phenomenon in which you throw a packet of hot cocoa mix at someone's face and eyes, making their eyes sting and they begin to cry. The tears mix with the cocoa mix and, together, runs down their face; the result looks like diarrhea.