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Cheap Plastic Shit - The staple of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. bottle caps, pens, plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.
What CPS do you sell that we can put our name on to give to our customers?
by ô¿ô December 06, 2009
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Cock Punching State-trooper. A terribly corrupt officer.
"He's a CPS.... I know from personal experience..... twice".
by jimmychangnuts September 16, 2006
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Child Protective Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of abuse or neglect of children.
My mother in law actually had the nerve to send a false report in and the CPS came and almost had my kids taken away. That f*cking woman just won't quit!
by AProg December 08, 2010
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Company Paid Shit - When you need to pass some time at work, take a shit and pass the time all while getting paid.
Where did Kacey go? She's not in her office.
She went to go take a CPS, I can smell it from downstairs.
by qpalzmtea June 07, 2010
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Comedy purposes
I hit that guy in the face, for CP's.
by Bill1223 February 07, 2009
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"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza know the one.
Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
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Casual Party Sex
Did you hear about how that girl engaged in CPS last night?
by yousmelllikecocoa December 11, 2010
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Stands for Crispy Puckers. Used when talking about the weed ur dealer has in his possesion

Crispy meaning what crispy always means ie. not sticky and wet

Puckers deriving from the cockney slang pucker, often used by the Rotherham hating prick Jamie Oliver of School Dinners fame.

When Combined it
Mada's got sum CP's in, lets go get blazed!

Im not buying unless its CP's
by The Scraggy Man Can July 22, 2009
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