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8. CPS
Cheap Plastic Shit - The staple of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. bottle caps, pens, plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.
What CPS do you sell that we can put our name on to give to our customers?
1. cps
Cock Punching State-trooper. A terribly corrupt officer.
"He's a CPS.... I know from personal experience..... twice".
2. CPS
Child Protective Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of abuse or neglect of children.
My mother in law actually had the nerve to send a false report in and the CPS came and almost had my kids taken away. That f*cking woman just won't quit!
3. CPS
Company Paid Shit - When you need to pass some time at work, take a shit and pass the time all while getting paid.
Where did Kacey go? She's not in her office.
She went to go take a CPS, I can smell it from downstairs.
4. cps
"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.
Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.
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5. CPS
Casual Party Sex
Did you hear about how that girl engaged in CPS last night?
6. CPS
a.k.a. chronic playing sydrom mostly seen in cases of an extreme band geek.
While someone is talking you subconciously finger the notes to any sont inside of you're head or on the piece of paper without realizing you are doing so or continue to play the whole song after the cut off is made by the conductor.
7. CPS
CPS, means a common pooping spot. A spot where there is lots of bird poo on the ground or even poo from other animals.
"i say tibby, there are lots of poopsies on the ground! this must be a common pooping spot?"

"ahh yes then it must indeed be a CPS, chuckle chuckle!"
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