C.I.A is an acronym for Cocaine Is Awesome.
"Hey bro, did you call your dealer yet?"
"Yeah, dude. C.I.A."
by AUSTINAUSTINAUSTIN April 24, 2008
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CIA
The pleasurable practice of ass fucking to completion; hence - Cum In Ass
Chongo: "So how was your GFE last night?"
Mono: "That ho let me do both the CIA and CIM to her! I guess you can say I ATM'd her! You should try it, but be warned, YMMV!"
by Señor Drop Trou January 22, 2005
CIA
The Central Intelligence Agency of the United States, formed in 1947 to conduct foreign intelligence collection, covert action, and counterintelligence operations abroad.
The CIA is also responsible for providing finished intelligence to U.S. policymakers.
by Dancing with Fire September 03, 2012
CIA
1. The act of performing a job or mission with the same precision and stealthiness as the United States Central Intelligence Agency.
"Yeah I'd pull a CIA and JFK his ass."
by Exhumed May 01, 2015
Cia
Check it out
Man- hey 'cia' to your left
by Doubleman2353 March 26, 2015
CIA
Classic Italian Ass - A perfectly symmetrically ass. The butt that is most wanted by men and women. Mostly associated with young Italian women but at times, other nationalities may be included.
What a fine CIA that is!
by Unknown234 November 19, 2007
cia
CIA: Corrupt Imperialist Assholes. Supposedly an intelligence gathering agency, but its primary function is to make the world safe for McDonald's by fucking with anyone who threatens the elite's access to natural resources - more specifically, an agency who's primary function is to make the world safe for those who have controlling shares of large, American corporations. propaganda evil brainwashing waterboarding satan cult new world order
Dick Cheney to George Bush: "Remember George, just keep reading the goat story to those children after I give the go to the CIA to do the Twin Towers. By Satan, we'll show those renegade Taliban fucks who really owns those poppy fields and that oil pipeline! After that, we'll teach that stupid prick, Saddam, that the only good dictator is the one who follows fucking orders!"
by Scott Vines October 20, 2007
CIA
Christians In Action
"Hey, 'd you hear about the latest Christians In Action intelligence fuckup?"
by Hawk February 17, 2004

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