CHI-lax

A word used when advising your girlfriend to Chill the F*uck out and Relax, when she comes looking for her Chi Flat Iron you borrowed 24 hours ago.

Normally used in situations when she shows up at your front door, unannounced, bug eyed, with a strong resemblance to Linda Blair from the Exorcist!

Girlfriend- Knocks on door
You- Open door

Girlfriend- "WHERE THE F*UCK IS MY CHI? It's been almost 24 hours since you borrowed i!! Give it to me NOWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww.......

You- "Gurl, I got your back, its right there in my bathroom hooka.. plug it up and get them nappy ass curls scrate so that head of yours can spin a tad bit faster, Damn CHI-lax!!!"

CHI-lax by Calistina12065 October 6, 2011

Chilaxivaprocrasturbate

The activation of chilling and relaxing, while procrastinating by masturbating

Josh: Hey, want to come over after school?

Chase: Sorry, I have to chilaxivaprocrasturbate for my test tomorrow.

Chilaxivaprocrasturbate by SEAK KING March 24, 2010

chilaxing 

To chill and to relax at the EXACT same time. Nifty, I know.

Tim, Steve, I chilaxed with our monkeys while we watched a chick flick.

chilaxing by Ashley March 28, 2005

chilaxin 

chillin and relaxin

"wut u doin??"
"chilaxin"

chilaxin by Stephen June 6, 2003

Chilaxel

to chill out and relax and refer to the figure skating term triple axel all at once.

Tom needed to chilaxel after getting all stressed out about Michelle Kwan losing the Olympics.

Chilaxel by HRH,Queenof Washington Heights June 16, 2009

chilax 

combined from chilling and relaxing. slang in the hood when you're too lazy to say both words chilling and relaxing.

i'm just chilaxing with some purple cush and my forty

chilax by good for nothing December 5, 2002

CHILAX 

To be calm, can also mean that you are in a state of relaxation.

"What you doing tonight"
"Man I'm just chilaxin at the crib tonight"

"I'm about to kick his ass"
"Naw man it ain't even worth all that,just chilax"

CHILAX by Brittany Ervin June 29, 2006