A troll that spends its time troll baiting other trolls. Wasting the time of those most intent on wasting the time of others. Ironically, cannibal trolls help make the internet a better place by distracting trolls and gathering them all together at the same location.
Cannibal Troll: I KNOW I'M FUCKING FAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO POST ON THE COMMENTS THAT I'M FAT!
Troll: stop eating fat cakes fatty
Troll: stop eating fat cakes fatty
by Koirui July 3, 2010
Consuming the human remains of a person that died in a fire; Feasting on a partially cremated corpse
by Frankie Puscher November 14, 2012
by Killer Js house of blues January 25, 2009
Tori. The. Cannibal. If you're smart, you will stop reading right now and forget that you even looked her up. She will come after you, and you will die. There's no other explanation to it. And believe me, you better pray she doesn't victimize you. A few lucky survivors have lived to tell her tale, but who knows when she will strike next. And if you don't believe me, just ask Rob....her newest bitch.
by Survivor#49 February 7, 2011
A troll that spends it's time trollbaiting other trolls. Wasting the time of those most intent of wasting the time of others
For instance a Cannibal Troll could post something like this
("Hi. Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work") He would do this purposely to attract trolls and feed of there negative comments. For every troll that pays attention to a Cannibal Troll another innocent bystander go's unmolested.
("Hi. Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work") He would do this purposely to attract trolls and feed of there negative comments. For every troll that pays attention to a Cannibal Troll another innocent bystander go's unmolested.
by Luke_Dude July 8, 2010
@batshaped, storyboard artist for cartoon network: i cannot let anyone forget that i am an aspiring ethical cannibal. in my lifetime i WILL consensually and ethically eat human flesh
literally all of twitter: what the fuck
literally all of twitter: what the fuck
by maxRNG July 19, 2020
A company that is predatory by nature. An entity who exploits the workers for large profits and cheats the consumer around every corner, all the while putting massive amounts of money into sales and marketing to create a recognizable brand.
Also a large company who obliterates smaller businesses who cannot compete with the mass marketing. Also written in a song by Grace Jones.
Also a large company who obliterates smaller businesses who cannot compete with the mass marketing. Also written in a song by Grace Jones.
Walmart is notorious for putting the Mom and Pop shops out of business because they cannot compete with the high volume revenues. I would say Walmart is a Corporate cannibal, eating up smaller neighborhood businesses.
by Elizabeth Schell January 17, 2009