beat by the gods 

someone talented with the art of cosmetics slayed her makeup to a new level.

Cindy: oo gurl who did your makeup?
Janice: I got beat by the gods.
Cindy & Janice: okuuurrr *finger snaps in unison

beat by the gods by RunsWithJello January 20, 2017

beat by the monkey 

When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.

Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!

Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!

Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?

Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.

beat by the monkey by DeanAmine October 6, 2010

Beat by wifer 

A Beat by wifer is like a wife beater (white sleeveless shirt) but it's black instead. (Opposite of white is black.... opposite of someone who beats their wife is someone who get's beat by their wife)

"Charlie wore a beat by wifer to his best friends funeral, I know you're suppose to wear black at funerals but come on!"

Beat by wifer by zerk April 20, 2009

Beat by the monkeys 

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...

Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.

Beat by the monkeys by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought 

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

Beat Off by Dr. Dre 

Noun- the act of masturbating while listening to porn on a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre

Guy 1- Did you watch that video i sent you?

Guy 2- Yea, and I used it to pull a Beat Off by Dr. Dre

Beat Off by Dr. Dre by Tintoes May 26, 2012

beat down by penis 

Getting your ass handed to you by a erect or flacide penis

Sally got beat down by penis.

beat down by penis by anal explorer 69 December 13, 2015