buttery

The layer of sloppy bodyfat that accumulates when a person is 15-20 lbs. over weight, especially around the midsection.

"Dude, Josh better put his shirt back on, he's looking all buttery and shit since he stopped working out and started drinking again".

by Johnny Ski May 18, 2007

buttery alarm

A morning blowjob

Hey babe, make sure to set a buttery alarm for the morning.

by Buters876 February 24, 2015

buttery mando

this act should be performed during foreplay.

A buttery mando is when a person with high strung calves rubs butter over their leg then has their girlfriend lick it off.

oi bro, whys your leg all red?

i had my bitch doing the buttery mando all night.

Fuck yeah

by the smelly jew August 31, 2010

buttery lindgren

a giant moist shit that needs almost no wiping.

a very relieving poop.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just took the best shit ever"
Dude 2: "We're out of toilet paper though, man"
Dude 1: "That's okay it was a buttery lindgren"

by Lafferty Daniel April 19, 2008

Buttery Washburn

When you rub peanut butter on a girls snatch and call the dog in to clean it up.

Heath gave her a Buttery Washburn before laying the pipe.

by DingDongDiggle April 10, 2021

Buttery Jumper

1) A 'buttery jumper' is slang for a homosexual male, originating in southern Birmingham - it is not in heavy mainstream use, but is rising in popularity.

2) When one simply makes a toastal mistake, rendering one's jumper slightly covered in butter or margarine.

"You see that guy, James, he has a 'buttery jumper'"

by Jim Ratcliffe October 30, 2007

Buttery Ass

-(Adj.) 1. The state or quality of being buttery 2. When someone lands a trick on a snowboard or skateboard and rides away smooth as shit

Origins- from the latin root (buttery) with germanic root (ass)

man 1- "That was a sick tre flip, he landed bolts!"
man 2- "Yeah dude that was such a buttery ass tre"

by t sand December 22, 2008