buttered muffin

Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin

by Kode-Nik April 15, 2006

buttered muffins

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

by mista pimp December 18, 2009

After almost reaching orgasm from doggy style, proceed to ejaculate on your partners derriere and massage the fun fluid in--buttering the muffin

Afetr seeing her just once, all I could think about was giving her a buttered muffin

by Chadwick818 May 20, 2011

A girl who has had many partners. (Primarily English)

I went out with this girl last Friday, but my friend warned me she was a real buttered muffin, and I decided to quit it.

by Muffin Eater April 17, 2009

The act of cumming into someone’s nose until it leaked from their eyes only to proceed to ride them like a pony covering them in your chantilly

by Pizzaisgreat123 June 9, 2018

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin

by LeftNutGroping69 October 31, 2023

by Miro April 4, 2005