Butt Stump 

1.) A mythical creature known by a small cult following. This creature/being has been known to move so fast that it can reach such speeds as Mach 7.

2.) The ultimate term of insult. When one has been deemed a Butt Stump, you know you have thoroughly failed at life.

You sir, are what I would call a Butt Stump!

Butt Stump by Steve Reiker October 27, 2005

Butt A Stump 

Butt a Stump!!! Common term used in helpdesks across the nation to deal with rogue users who tinker with company issued equipment and then complain it does not work.

Synonyms: Go to hell! Piss off! Blow me! Get lost (Adjective here)!

Mike says, "This user has a problem with their VPN, can you give me a hand here?"

Carl says, "(Joe user) can go BUTT A STUMP for all I care!"
"I already fixed that problem last week!"

(Carl trashes a helpless keyboard and growls and makes strange animal noises Reminiscent of child hood camping trips)

Butt A Stump by Michael Segroves December 7, 2006

butt scumper 

Girl who takes pictures of guys butt and scumps then on instagram

You are such a butt scumper

butt scumper by Yes you hoe April 26, 2017

butt scumper 

April Sanchez

Butt scumper a person takes pictures of butts

butt scumper by Yes you hoe April 26, 2017

butt stumper 

Someone who enjoys plugging buttholes with their dwarf-like stumpy thumbs. Megan Fox is known to have butt stumper thumbs.

Get your thumb outta my ass you butt stumper

butt stumper by Womperstomper October 4, 2016

Buttsumption 

The eating, drinking, or ingesting of something by way of the anus.

Sometimes the insertion (but not consumption) of objects into the anus may also be referred to as buttsumption.

A term that usually accompanies anal sex with a very loose anus. The extra flaps of moist skin form a seal around the penis, acting as a plunger and sucking it inwards and onwards, deeper into the abyss.

The butt seems as though it is swallowing the penis whole.

Mark: "Hey dude, you ever had a beer enema? Gets you drunk like mad crazy!"
Paul: "Think I'll pass on that one."

Hannah: "Stuffing my bum with acorns."
Jack: "I don't think those are meant for human buttsumption."

Tom: "Hey Bro, heard you got anal from Alice last night?!"
Jerry: "Yeah. Too bad her anus was loose as a clown's pocket. Her butt almost swallowed me whole!"
Tom: "Damn, dude. Sounds like a case of penile buttsumption!"

Buttsumption by Angrywank March 17, 2013

Buttslumpter 

The act of extremely sloppy and disgusting butt sex with a member of the homeless community. Origins came from the early 70's where weird sexual intercourse was encouraged and did not need to make sense.

Boy, look at Billy's girlfriend, she is so dirty looking he looks like a total Buttslumpter.

Buttslumpter by The Delaware Man January 7, 2011