Butt Pubes 

When the hairs in your butthole get too long, stick together and create mayhem when you're trying to wipe after a massive nutty brown mudslide dump.

Dude i definitely need to shave my Butt Pubes, i keep finding fallen dingleberries in my shoes after a hearty poo.

Butt Pubes by dinglefuzzies April 22, 2011

butt pube 

Any body who has just done the most retarded thing that in someway has affected you, or made fun of you.

"hey dude, I just burned this joint in your room, now it hella smells. Is that bad?"

"Yes it is you BUTT PUBE. My mom sleeps in there. Now im gonna get on hella trouble."

butt pube by poqwer September 25, 2007