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Haemorrhoid Buster 

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
Haemorrhoid Buster by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016
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cake butler

derived from snack dad, a cake butler is a parent who dispenses sweets to their children on demand, offering no resistance. A cake butler is said to be incapable of standing up for themselves, and is synonymous with pushover or spineless.
Johnny is a real yes man. He plays cake butler to everyone who asks something of him.
cake butler by GhostOfRedditPast December 5, 2019
Name for a REALLY stupid bubba redneck. Busslers are noted for their pinheads and sheer stupidity. They claim to enjoy manly sports like hockey but in reality they are total PUSSIES.
"Busslers are some of the stupidest rednecks to walk the face of the earth. Most of them vote Republican but their low, white trash incomes mean they are voting against their own self interests."
Bussler by OldTown December 13, 2012

You see, I am simply one hell of a butler 

Sebastian Michealis's, from the anime Kuroshitsuji or in America Black Butler, catch phrase. In almost every episode he says that.
EPISODE . . . 4

Madam Red: Are you sure your just a butler? Are like some sort of secret military officer or something?

Sebastian Michealis: Oh no. You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

bra busters 

Huge breasts, especially ones that break free of a woman's bra.
Salma Hayek is known just as much for her big breasts as she is for her acting. Those bra busters really put on a show of their own!
bra busters by HyperKnight May 29, 2008

Chocolate Butler 

The act of a woman inserting a Hershey's syrup bottle into her ass, emptying the contents of the bottle into her ass and then proceeding to fart on a man's face.
We didn't have any ice cream for dessert so i had my wife blast me with a Chocolate Butler!