A man who is not competent while whistling to the wheatfield. Someone who can't perform Colonel Angus. A man who despite his best efforts simply cannot do a good job of eating out.
George Costanza: "I was South of the Border last night and she gave me... the tap". He must have been a real Bush Turkey.
by bushturkey01 November 14, 2011
Get the Bush Turkeymug. The action of taking a female/male companion to an area of thick vegetation and performing a "turkey slap".
by Nick Hairdryer October 26, 2010
Get the Bush Turkeymug. by Ardyfin July 14, 2017
Get the the berries are low on the turkey bushmug. by victoria87 December 31, 2007
Get the turkey bushmug.