A man who is not competent while whistling to the wheatfield. Someone who can't perform Colonel Angus. A man who despite his best efforts simply cannot do a good job of eating out.
George Costanza: "I was South of the Border last night and she gave me... the tap". He must have been a real Bush Turkey.
by bushturkey01 June 01, 2011
The action of taking a female/male companion to an area of thick vegetation and performing a "turkey slap".
John: I took Sally to the forest yesterday and gave her a bush turkey.
by Nick Hairdryer October 25, 2010