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1. A bitch on the bus
2. A person who constantly rides buses and bitches about them
3. A person who talks loud on their Cellphone on the bus and disturbs everyone
4. Something nice to call your friend or any random hoe
Yo, Natalia is such a bus bitch.

My gosh that man was such a bus bitch talking mad loud on his phone on the bus.

Stop bitching about the bus prices going up your beginning to sound like a bus bitch.
Bus Bitch by TT ;) May 27, 2011
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What it is: The Bone Bus Bitch runs to grab a bus for the Bones only! Occasionally other instruments sneak on somehow… He/she also enforces the bus rules.

Why we do it: So we get our own bus, wouldn’t you do the same thing?

How it originated: We had to take busses to the Metrodome for all home games. Because of the move to TCF Bank Stadium in 2009, the Bone Bus Bitch plays a lesser role. However, they are still responsible for fulfilling their role when we take buses to other places.
What does the Bone Bus Bitch say: “Welcome to the Bone Bus. The following rules apply: no singing, and no dooking!”
Bus Bitch by UMMB Bone October 3, 2011
Mark working at elevate cleaning up peoples shit.
Bus bitch by Busbitch Elevate June 14, 2018

Bus seat bitch 

1. someone who thinks they own a seat on the bus, be it a school bus or city bus
Bus seat bitch: Get the fuck out of my seat!
Normal person: I don't see your name on it...
Bus seat bitch: You know I sit here!
Bus seat bitch by darkshark15 April 11, 2008

bus down bitch 

Someone who ain't got shit aint about shit but always got something to say humm

Talk about having thing and dreams but

you aint getting no where humm

Over the age of 21 still living at home A Bus Down

Still aint got your shit together talking about you Bad Bitch girl bye

Cant afford to chill but you always wanna go places you stupid
A Bus Down be like I wanna party but aint got no funds humm A Bus Down Bitch

A Bus Down be like can I have some money to get my hair down im broke bitch you always broke you aint got no job no morals girl bye A Bus down Bitch
bus down bitch by FDB you stupid February 1, 2014

Bitch I'm a Bus 

So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.
Now, whenever I want to say I just don't give a fuck, instead I proudly exclaim "Bitch I'm a bus."
Bitch I'm a Bus by juanchopancho February 22, 2011

Bitch, I'm a Bus.

The phrase "Bitch, I'm a bus", is used to convey awesomeness and a carefree attitude in oneself. Saying the phrase implies that you have the "fuck that shit" attitude and that you feel invincible, as nothing can stand in your way.

Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.
Example 1

Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 2

Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 3

Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Bitch, I'm a Bus. by bluersx February 25, 2011