by Wrngwitu October 23, 2012
DAMN ni'a I took you 40-6 in 1-on-1...looks like I was the bus driver there cuz you got taken to skizzewl!
by Nick D February 13, 2003
The definition of Bus Driver traces it routes to Mexican folklore, where parents told their child if they did not behave, an angry short chubby gringo would steal (or molest) their souls. In modern times, this term has been relegated to a specific bus dispatcher. He is prone to unnecessary and disturbing conversations. Usually these involve a misunderstanding of his job, sticking it to the man, smoke-stacks, non-work related fluids (penetrating oil, or gallons of rum), and the boasting of extremely durable items that are not actually durable. The purpose of these conversations is to avoid work, or to one up another's story. This leads to a series of unsupportable fallacies. Examples are part-time diabetes, and laptops stronger than stone. Prolonged exposure to this individual may lead to turrets like blurting of random words and noises. In rare instances, this may escalate to feline AIDS.
"Fred walked over to Barney's desk to Bus Driver the project. In the end, Barney ended up doing Fred's work and showing HR where he was touched on a teddy bear."
by DeadPuffin November 14, 2013
What a bus driver! I can't believe he threw me under the bus again for the second time this month! Is he trying to get me fired?
by Frank S. M. July 22, 2008
An individual of greater skill, knowledge, or talent who unambigiously dominates over an individual or group. A bus driver is so named because he/she takes everyone to school (See "Schooled").
I tried to drive the lane on that big brother, but damn it, the bus driver took the whole team to school.
by filmchild February 25, 2004
When you bang a girl doggie-style, grab her pig-tails and move them back and forth like you have a big bus steering wheel in your hands. Proceed to make vroom-vroom noises and don't forget to honk the horn.
by too_tall December 17, 2010
lesbian; a woman whose emotional, romantic, and sexual energies are geared towards other women; typically a butch dyke with a mullet
by rob August 2, 2004