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10.
Norse goddess of wisdom, beauty and femininity, used to describe a lovely looking lady that has all of these qualities.
Check out that bird, she's a burt. Hubba hubba
by Lou December 08, 2003
 
1.
Verb, one syllable. To own or dominate.
Dude got Burted so hard his ancestors changed their names to Reynolds.
by ZenithMist September 01, 2009
 
2.
Portmanteau of the words "burp" and "fart." Describes a particularly malodorous and rancid release of gas from the digestive tract (mainly esophagus and stomach) through the mouth, commonly occurring after a snack of raw broccoli. Often mistaken with anal flatulence (a fart).
Burp mistaken for a fart:
Male 1: "Dude, did you just rip ass?"
Male 2: "God no - I burted and it smells like ass-broccoli."

or

General disgust:
Female to group of friends: "Jim and I were eating healthy and having lots of raw broccoli, but he burted while we were engaging in sexual intercourse and now I can't bring myself to look him in the face. We've decided to separate."
by JonahWebster November 19, 2013
 
3.
Sound of a fart in a bathtub.
Taking a bath with your lady and Burt. You say you called.
by cafelex October 14, 2011
 
4.
An office prank in which a co-worker forgets to lock their workstation and walks away and someone changes their background to a google image if Burt Reynolds nude on a bearskin rug for them to admire in all its hairy glory when they get back.
Matt: Dude Alex went to move his car.
Brandon: Someone Burt him quick!
by Batfasturd April 19, 2011
 
5.
To relax or sleep after a long day or getting turnt up.
I was burted last night.
All he does is smoke and burt.
by Burt Fam September 11, 2012
 
6.
A sophisticated language founded in Abu Dhabi, UAE by leading underground linguistics.
burger --> BURGHURGHUR?!?!
hurghada ---> HURGHURGURGUR?!?!?!
Shawerma ---> SHWURMUR?!?!?!
burt ---> BURTURDUR?!?!
by dudemanguyboy August 08, 2010
 
7.
The Burt (ϴ) is a derived unit of energy or work in the International System of Burt. It is equal to the energy expended (or work done) in applying a force of one Bubble (ø) through a distance of one FWOOSH! (☄), or in passing a current of one Egg (⊗) through a resistance of one Potato (♨) for one second, or in a passage of audible pique (☹) for one second.
One Burt (ϴ) = 1(ø x ☄) = (((kg x ☄) / (s^2)) x ☄) = ((kg(☄^2))/(s^2)) = (((⊗)x(♨)) x (☄^3)) = 1(☹ x s)
by Midnightmemory December 01, 2010