Male 1: "Dude, did you just rip ass?"
Male 2: "God no - I burted and it smells like ass-broccoli."
Female to group of friends: "Jim and I were eating healthy and having lots of raw broccoli, but he burted while we were engaging in sexual intercourse and now I can't bring myself to look him in the face. We've decided to separate."
Brandon: Someone Burt him quick!