Fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles. Congratulations, you've just physically bitten a fart.
"I hate to burst your bubble, so bite your own Goddamn fart!!"
When someone is feeling all happy and opptimistic, you take your asshole self and totally break his happyness, therefore bursting his bubble. Eventually, you will become known for bursting people's bubbles, and they will hate you with a burning passion.
Guy: Don't worry dude, she's hanging out with her friends. She's still faithful to me.
Other Guy: Uh, I hate to burst your bubble Editor's note: No he doesn't.
, but there she is drinking with that guy.
Guy:... Fuck you man.
To burst someone's bubble is to reveal something to them that they were unaware or ignorant of, often in the form of bad news. However, it doesn't necessarily have to be something negative (see example 2).
Example 1: Sorry to burst your bubble, but your "perfect" girlfriend is cheating on you with Dave.
Example 2: Sorry to burst your bubble, but pearls are not formed from compressed coal. You're thinking of diamonds.
When someone pokes there finger into you, usually your stomach. Some idiots will say "Burst you bubble"
"Burst your bubble!" *While poking*
"*laugh* Stop that!"