7 definitions by Lowrider

12 Story Face Fuck

A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.

"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."

by Lowrider June 3, 2003

Burst your bubble

Fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles. Congratulations, you've just physically bitten a fart.

"I hate to burst your bubble, so bite your own Goddamn fart!!"

by Lowrider June 3, 2003

Ready for Freddy

Dead.

Are you ready for Freddy? I sure hope not, because if you're ready for Freddy, you're ready for the undertaker. Bwa ha ha ha ha. Get it? That's funny!!

by Lowrider May 31, 2003

Rotoscoping

When a man takes a decapitated head, mounts it neck first on his penis and then spins it around ala Linda Blair in the Exorcist, that's rotoscoping. As a hobby, the risks probably don't outweigh the rewards.

"What a bunch of bullshit that I got arrested for rotoscoping. I found the head in a vacant lot. Geez, it's not like I'm the one who killed her."

by Lowrider May 31, 2003

Regurgitated Cum Wad

The final result of a bulemic purging herself after giving her boyfriend a blowjob.

"That regurgitated cum wad tasted a lot better going down."

by Lowrider June 3, 2003

K town

K-Town is a nickname for an area of a series of Chicago streets whose names begin with the letter K.

"We're rollin through K town."
(Kilbourn, Kildare, Karlov, etc.)

by Lowrider September 5, 2005

Fagging

Fagging is when a 40-foot gerbil sticks a fag up his ass.

My ass feels so empty, let's go fagging.

by Lowrider June 3, 2003