A pop bottle (normally 2 litre capacity) with a small hole drilled in the lid. When filled with water and squeezed, the resultant jet works like a mini hosepipe for those too pikey to own a real hosepipe.
"Pass us that pop bottle* Maude, the dog's left a nutty truncheon on the step and I need to hose it away."
*Burnley Hosepipe
*Burnley Hosepipe
by Melonheadd June 22, 2011