2 definitions by LustyBear
when a wireless internet connection continuously switches between a good and bad signal strength so that when browsing, pages will load either immediately, incredibly slowly, or just not at all
I wish the internet would quit being so bumpy so that I could surf through some porn and grease my gator.
by LustyBear September 10, 2009
a term for masturbation
by LustyBear September 9, 2009