Joe: Hey what starter did you pick
Bob: GOD(bulbasaur)
by CheesiLudi February 18, 2022
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Used as a discreet way to talk about or plan on smoking pot when in a room full of people. Or telling a friend that you recently came across some a small quanity of pot. You may use Ivysaur or Venusaur depending on how strong or (dank) the weed may be.
"Dude, I caught a BULBASAUR over by that guys house, you wanna meet him it my room later?"

"I'm getting sick of catching BULBASAUR, we need to evolve to an IVYSAUR, and if we can get a VENUSAUR, I'll totally shit a brick!"

"Man, I was chillin' with my BULBASAUR all weekend..."
by WasabiShadow April 6, 2009
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A sex act where a woman is tied up with vines and cut repeatedly with thorns or sharp leaves. She is then forced to give the man a blowjob on the grass, giving her grass stains on her knees.
I wanted that bitch and was thinking about it, and I was like, Bulbasaur, I choose you!
by Tessykins October 23, 2008
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When a male shouts 'bulbasaur i choose you' and whips out his penis and says 'use vine whip'
And proceeds to aggressively smack a female multiple times with his penis.
Person 1: I heard that you used the bulbasaur on Sharron last night.
Person 2: Yes I did she loved it!
by Friendly service support February 1, 2021
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The name of a pokemon with an enormous bulb on its back, used as a derogotory term for someone with an enormous nose as their nose makes them apear to be said pokemon when infact it is just their huge nose.
"look at that huge wart on his face!"

"It's not a wart its his nose"

"oh, what a Bulbasaur!"
by The FSM April 24, 2009
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An obese individual that is infected with herpes...
I was really drunk the other night and thought I was going home to harpoon a whale, turned out to be bulbasaur...
by ClownPrncGming September 28, 2018
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The pokemon that nobody ever chooses.
"Hmm, should I take teh Charmandeh, the Squirtlez, or teh bulbasaur?
"Dude, fuck bulbasaur, choose Charmander, like everyone else."
by aQUAT1C November 21, 2015
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