The condition of your pubic hairs, two days after having a vigorous shave. The brussel spouts give an unwanted poke to movements of the body parts,giving an irritated feeling.
Eric: Why are you walking so funny dude?
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.
by Nick and Tim February 13, 2008
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Natures turd.
Brussels Sprouts are shit!
by crazydope1 March 02, 2014

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