John: "Oh, damnnnnn, it's a really bruce day."
Dr.Zhivago: "Indeed. The sun is shinning and it is bruce to be alive"
Dr.Zhivago: "Indeed. The sun is shinning and it is bruce to be alive"
by Bruce Wayne Bruce February 24, 2011
This niggas dick big af. He gotta tuck his dick in his sock so it don't drag across the floor. This nigga fuck every white bitch he sees. This nigga's semen tastes like kool aid. His dick is always hard 24/7. This nigga a god.
by ficklefucker February 6, 2017
A Kung-Fu nigga with reflective pants, his outer versal cock is more spectacular than Spiderman, greater than the Gatsby, more wonderful than the Wizard of Oz, and more good than the doctor. He’s low-key weird but he’s just that nigga
by BiggieBamBam October 12, 2021
Bro, are you crazy? It's 98F outside! DON'T be a Bruce!
In a religiously conservative society, women are required to dress like Bruce
In a religiously conservative society, women are required to dress like Bruce
by madd grizz August 21, 2020
to Bruce: The ability to clock up 40hrs of Skyrim during launch weekend. All while having already clocked up 40+hrs in dead island and 46hrs in Battlefield 3.
(Crud): Skyrim, is an amazing game!
(Vorn): Yeah it is, I wish I didn't have responsibilities....
(Crud): Yeah, you would Bruce the sh1t out of that game!
(Vorn): Yeah it is, I wish I didn't have responsibilities....
(Crud): Yeah, you would Bruce the sh1t out of that game!
by cPsYcRoW November 15, 2011
bruce; a very attractive man. don't be fooled by his good looks though he is probably one of the most stubborn people you will ever meet. he worries more about himself than others and is always getting his way.
by crazy cupcake eater April 27, 2011