1. An Actor, who has starred in pretty much any movie worth seeing.
2. Possibly the coolest man alive.
3. Doesnt seem to show much interrest into the plot of the movies he stars in, as long as he can kill some terrorists.
4. The hugest sex object. In the world. Ever.
2. Possibly the coolest man alive.
3. Doesnt seem to show much interrest into the plot of the movies he stars in, as long as he can kill some terrorists.
4. The hugest sex object. In the world. Ever.
Dude1: Omg, you are watching Die Hard? Let me in! Thats the coolest movie ever! I just love Bruce Willies!
Dude2: Sure, join in!
Dude1: He pwns those terroists for real..
Dude2: ... Please stop touching yourself...
Dude1: oh, come on! You'd also be gay for Bruce Willies!
Dude2: ... Yeah, youre right.
Dude2: Sure, join in!
Dude1: He pwns those terroists for real..
Dude2: ... Please stop touching yourself...
Dude1: oh, come on! You'd also be gay for Bruce Willies!
Dude2: ... Yeah, youre right.
by Niels Bundgaard November 14, 2006
Genre actor Nicholas Worth; has a very strong resemblance to Bruce Willis, but is of the fat persuasion, usually playing a villain, goon, or henchmen. Noted roles include Paulie in Darkman, Kirk Smith in Don't Answer the Phone, and Bull in Hell Comes to Frogtown.
by Mrparka January 31, 2009
A joke referring to the end of a movie. Used when you do not want to give away any spoilers. The phrase began with the movie The Sixth Sense. Useful for describing the end of any movie, whether Bruce Willis stars in it or not.
I went to see a great movie the other day. The ending was great. So it turns out that Bruce Willis is a robot.
by terevos July 10, 2006
A synonym for Masturbation.
by Erich Hein July 2, 2007
Something someone says during a long, akward silence to get people's attention and to start up a conversation.
(Long, akward silence)
Joe: (pointing into space) Oh my god, it's Bruce Willis!
Everyone else: Where!? I don't see him!?
(Conversation starts)
Joe: (pointing into space) Oh my god, it's Bruce Willis!
Everyone else: Where!? I don't see him!?
(Conversation starts)
by gizmo19961 November 4, 2009
Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.
A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."
by rperazag July 20, 2010
A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.
You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.
by Dr Cyan July 26, 2018