Brown Toe

Having a bowel movement while taking a shower and then using one big toe(s) to try to smash it up so the fecal matter washes down the drain.

I gave myself a brown toe today in the shower after I couldn't make it to the toilet.

by SidLouganis May 27, 2009

brown toes

Where you shove (forcefully) your toes up a poor womans anus while sleeping

Jamil shoved his toes into a german prostitutes anus. Therefore getting brown toes

by Handyman 77 July 19, 2015

brown toe

When one person slips their big toe into the ass crack of another person.

Chris: Im sleeping here leave me be im not hurting anyone.
Alyssa: (Slips big toe into Chris' ass.)
Chris: AHHHHH GET THAT TOE OUT!! You sneaky Brown Toe Crazy monkey face.

by Zenrid July 28, 2006

brown toe

When playing hacky sack with sandals on, you pick the hacky sack up by pinching it between your big toe and sandal. This is usually a bad thing because people dont want your dirty nasty feet on their sack.

Av, quit brown toe-ing the hacky sack!

by Rapskalli0n May 23, 2006