by stephh March 4, 2006
by shrinkles the clown June 29, 2010
To conceal an alcoholic beverage in a brown paper bag. This is done to "legally" drink alcohol in public.
by signull August 23, 2006
When you go out with an ugly girl simply for sex. Or having sex with an ugly girl. Derived from when a person would do a girl but place a brown paper bag over her head because she is ugly. Like on Scary Movie 2
by Xavier Guidry May 13, 2008
The act of carrying alcoholic liquor at restricted places.
tr.v. brown-bagged, brown-bag·ging, brown-bags.
tr.v. brown-bagged, brown-bag·ging, brown-bags.
by hippy2981 November 8, 2006
This phenomenon occurs when one is in the process of defecating. In order to occur, the fecal flux must be a single, uninterrupted outflow, creating a log of such magnitude that the stool reaches the bottom of the bowl before being released. Once this delicate equilibrium is broken, the crap proceeds to fall forwards, gently tickling the underside of your testicular sac, leaving a brown deposit in its wake. This rare occurrence is known as the "brown bag".
by flapdoodle13 August 4, 2010
Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.
guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*
by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004