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bronado alley
A high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. Possible high-risk areas include: sports bars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, VIP areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. It should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. If possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.
*See also: bronado, bronado shelter
*See also: bronado, bronado shelter
It's generally a bad idea to pass through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. I must've seen at least 5 bronados the last time I ventured into that bar.
bronado alley by +ApN+ July 21, 2016
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bronado shelter
Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops
Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.
Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.
Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.
bronado shelter by +ApN+ July 22, 2016
Bronade
Guido Friend: Hey bro, check out this girl I'm bout to bring home.
Bronade: Fuck that bro, we came together, we are leaving together.
Bronade: Fuck that bro, we came together, we are leaving together.
Bronade by longrod vonbigdong July 25, 2011
Bronado
When a group of bro's begin to fist pump so hard that a whirl wind begins to form and then from that, a Bro-nado rips through the party.
Me and all the bro's on my team were fist pumping so hard that we had a B-4 Bronado rip through the whole party. No quit.
Bronya Zaychik
Bronya Zaychik by seelievollerei November 10, 2021
Bronads
(Bro-Nadz) - The part of the male lower anatomy that produces the hormones which allow him to overcome feminine persuasions that would keep him from hanging out with his "bros". See also "Balls"
When a guy meets a new chick and he starts regularly ditching his bros to hang out with her, he has lost his bronads or they have become non-functional.
"Dave never comes and hangs out anymore. His girlfriend totally has his bronads in her pocket."
"Hey, Ian. I'm going to write you a prescription for a pair of new bronads. Come by and hang out once you get that filled."
"Dave never comes and hangs out anymore. His girlfriend totally has his bronads in her pocket."
"Hey, Ian. I'm going to write you a prescription for a pair of new bronads. Come by and hang out once you get that filled."
Bronads by Ryan Alexander January 11, 2009