7 definitions by longrod vonbigdong

Snatch Trapper

A women who often interferes with other women trying to have consensual sex with men.

Suzie is not going to the club with us, she is such a snatch trapper.

by longrod vonbigdong March 7, 2011

Bronade

Male version of a grenade, rarely gets laid and constantly cock blocks his buddies because of it.

Guido Friend: Hey bro, check out this girl I'm bout to bring home.

Bronade: Fuck that bro, we came together, we are leaving together.

by longrod vonbigdong July 25, 2011

Shrape

The act of shitting one's pants in order to avoid anal rape. Often performed by weak males in prison who have no other form of defense.

Prison Rapist: I'm gonna rape the shit out of that punk!!

Prison Rapist's Friend: Might want to bring some baby wipes, he's been known to shrape himself.

by longrod vonbigdong February 19, 2011

shraping

The act of shitting ones pants in order to avoid anal rape.

Yo, I'm gonna rape that little bitch... Aww nevermind, he's shraping himself.

by longrod vonbigdong February 12, 2011

Cock goalie

The ultimate cock blocker. Often says thing to women like "yo this guy's no good, he's a player."

Fuck that guy bro, he's the cock goalie

by longrod vonbigdong February 12, 2011

Snatch trapping

The heterosexual female form of cock blocking.

Suzie is such a slut, she is always snatch trapping.

I can't believe that hoe just snatch trapped me.

by longrod vonbigdong February 12, 2011

Snatch Trapped

The past tense of "snatch trapping." When one woman has stopped another woman from having consensual sex with a man. The heterosexual female equivalent of cock blocking.

Slut 1: Did you get fucked by D-Boe?
Slut 2: Nah, some hoe snatch trapped me.

by longrod vonbigdong February 15, 2011