brogurt

The ejaculate of a bro. Often found on the chest of other bro's.

"Hey bro, let's go to that club now"
"Isn't that the one with all the blacklights?"
"Yeah..."
"Dude, I've got your brogurt all over my face"

by Craig McRae August 15, 2006

brogurt

Semen. Ejaculate. Skeet.

Tinks loves my brogurt.

by Noxferatu April 17, 2007

brogurt

A brotha's ejaculate

Russ frequented the gay bars in africa, developing a keen and refined taste for brogurt.

by z28 owner2 March 5, 2008

brogurt

When you are comfortable enough with your masculinity to allow your friend to eat your yogurt without accusations of theft.

Hey Brian, some douchebag ate my yogurt!

Actually Adam, it was me.

Oh well, that's cool then cuz you're my brogurt. You're still a douchebag though.

by The Monkman July 11, 2008

brogurt

When you are comfortable enough with your masculinity to allow your friend to eat your yogurt without accusations of theft.

Hey Brian, some douchebag ate my yogurt!

Actually Adam, it was me.

Oh well, that's cool then cuz you're my brogurt. You're still a douchebag though.

by The Monkman July 11, 2008

Brogurt

Brogurt is a way to define a literal god.

Person 1: Man look at Brogurt. Person 2: He's a god.

by Brogurt_the_2nd September 9, 2019