brog

The state of being after taking a fat fuckin chomp o the weed protein cookie.

Homie 1: Damn bruh u good dog?
Homie 2: brog

by brogman March 3, 2021

brog

To brag about somebody or something on a blog. You can brog on your own blog, or in a comment on somebody else's.

"Hey John! Great presentation yesterday! I totally brogged about you this morning!"

"Hi Tara. Thanks for brogging on my post today! What can I say? I'm a born genius!"

by Karen G. August 21, 2008

Brog

A snaggletoothed male with low intelligence who has been seen around Canada

BROG

by Mexicanandwet October 27, 2021

Brog

The name of a strange young amphibian in the depths of the Amazonian jungle. Their favourite food is genital secretion and dung.

Niny: have you heard of the legendary brog?!
Brooke: it’s right here bitch 😜

by Poo girl May 8, 2023

Brog’s law

Originating on iFunny, Brog’s law states that if you laugh, then it is funny

“Dude that picture of a homeless man being crucified wasn’t funny”

“According to Brog’s law, it actually is”

by Trumpac July 23, 2020