THE BRO CODE is a living document, much like the Constitution. Except instead of outlining a government, or the Bill of Rights, or anything even resembling laws, the BRO CODE provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a bro and behave properly among other bros. Dating back to the American Revolution, the BRO CODE has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the 'bro'. Containing approximately 150 unspoken rules, this code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros the BRO CODE will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be.
Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 77: A Bro Never Cries.
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 77: A Bro Never Cries.
by AlphaRicky July 30, 2009
an assumed list of rules between guys
general things you just dont do to your bros.
bro code rule # 1 - bros before hoes
Bro coed rule #87 - never sleep with your friends ex.
general things you just dont do to your bros.
bro code rule # 1 - bros before hoes
Bro coed rule #87 - never sleep with your friends ex.
-dude!
- what man?
- Its in the bro code! you just dont do that!
i cant believe you slept with my ex man!
- man, i feel terrible
- what man?
- Its in the bro code! you just dont do that!
i cant believe you slept with my ex man!
- man, i feel terrible
by M, Fo May 1, 2008
a 'code' follwed almost exclusivley by teenage boys.
a bro is always up for wingmanning
if your bro liked her first, back off ((this one shouldn't be followed if the female in question has feeling for the bro told to back off))
dont be an asshole
bros before hoes
dicks before chicks
a bro is always up for wingmanning
if your bro liked her first, back off ((this one shouldn't be followed if the female in question has feeling for the bro told to back off))
dont be an asshole
bros before hoes
dicks before chicks
by douchedick asshat April 3, 2013
The bro code is a set of unwritten rules that must be followed by all the boys. You are not taught the bro code through lessons but rather learn it through experience
by Sted bonk January 27, 2020
Conversation that friends have that only they can understand, many times this is used when describing other surroundings when opposite sexes are around, a distinguished lingual that is understood by each party as a set meaning, language that can be many words or just a few that have meaning, this language can also be taps, hand shakes, winks, nods or other forms of body language
Bobby saw this real hot girl standing with her friend, looked over at James and flapped his arm as bro code, telling James he needs him as a wingman
by Anthony Kranz August 26, 2007
The code in which guys follow to do things without being considered gay or being a douche to a fellow bro. The following are the rules of the bro code:
1: The rule where your not allowed to stand next to a stranger at the urinals
2: The rule that states you can't steal another bro's girl
3: Allways be honest to your bro's about serious questions or topics: clothes, girls, etc.
4: Never text more than a paragraph to your bro's, unless you went through an emotional traumatic event
5: Helping out a bro isn't gay, as long as there is no contact of balls, or dick to anus
6: Never spill your bro's secrets, because your secrets are what seal your bro code
7: share your sexual findings with your bro's, including porn, types and styles of stimulation
8: acceptable bro contact includes: handjob, blowjob, double handy.
9: not acceptable bro contact includes:
Anal sex, kissing, nipple pleasure
10: rule 8 counts as 'helping out' and is usually required to happen to be official bro's. Rule 9 counts as the line when it goes from 'helping out' to being gay
11: never have sex with a bro's sister or mother, EVER
12: follow the bro code with unwavering devotion
1: The rule where your not allowed to stand next to a stranger at the urinals
2: The rule that states you can't steal another bro's girl
3: Allways be honest to your bro's about serious questions or topics: clothes, girls, etc.
4: Never text more than a paragraph to your bro's, unless you went through an emotional traumatic event
5: Helping out a bro isn't gay, as long as there is no contact of balls, or dick to anus
6: Never spill your bro's secrets, because your secrets are what seal your bro code
7: share your sexual findings with your bro's, including porn, types and styles of stimulation
8: acceptable bro contact includes: handjob, blowjob, double handy.
9: not acceptable bro contact includes:
Anal sex, kissing, nipple pleasure
10: rule 8 counts as 'helping out' and is usually required to happen to be official bro's. Rule 9 counts as the line when it goes from 'helping out' to being gay
11: never have sex with a bro's sister or mother, EVER
12: follow the bro code with unwavering devotion
by TheOfficialBroCode May 1, 2016
An unofficial set of laws governing how the people of the world should treat one another.
Some people here are making up laws of brocode, but really there are no official laws. There is no correct way to spell bro-code. It's meant to be used as a term to describe common decency among bros.
Some people here are making up laws of brocode, but really there are no official laws. There is no correct way to spell bro-code. It's meant to be used as a term to describe common decency among bros.
by EvilSteak March 12, 2013