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Noun- someone that completely lacks knowledge and looks foolish because so
"Jesus Christ. You're such a briefcase Mike; Robert Frost wasn't just stopping by woods on a snowy evening."
by Jesus Christ $uperstar October 11, 2009
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When you capture your ejaculation in your foreskin to be deposited later.
Don't worry I briefcased, so there is no mess in the bedroom.
by ibcuibds'uvs November 11, 2014
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A box of Franzia, (boxed wine) preferably chilled and ready to go.
Person 1: Did you really bring Franzia to a party?

Person 2: No man this is my briefcase. I have some business to attend to.

Person 1: That's one hell of a briefcase.
by alejandrobot July 20, 2010
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a case with a handle; for carrying papers or files or books
in fact he looked like a typical businesman...you know,dark suit and briefcase
by maorongrong June 23, 2007
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To smuggle drugs in ones anal orifice to transport past TSA or other security
I refused to smoke the joint Kevin brought because I knew he briefcased it passed security
by diggerz March 07, 2017
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Briefcasecollege
Get out of the car Carl! Doesnt matter about the briefcase, leave the briefcase!
by Morfee November 26, 2004
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