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A fake-as-fuck person who cockblocks the homies. When you think of Brian, you think of the guy trying to puns your wife.
Tom: are you bringing your wife?
Bill: No way man, Brian will try to get it in behind my back.
by King Luis of South Central November 19, 2016
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"Hey see Brian over there?" "Yeah, he's a pretty rad dude."
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by CampingNewb August 03, 2016
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Brian:
Verb- To be urinated on.
Person1- "I wish you'd brian all over me."
Person2- "Bitch, yo' siiick."
by SaraBlueee. May 31, 2006
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Dude, stop being a Brian and help me out here.
by Breezy Lo December 27, 2009
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A habitual user of friends, girls, and drugs. A kleptomaniac who has no regard for other people's property. Selfish, conceited person who will go to great lengths to get what he wants.
1. Brian is such a kleptomania he WOULD steal oxygen from a dying person.
by shit head hater March 27, 2009
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A complete jackass of a brother who likes to dick around when he isn't given what he wants.
by ICUPFUNNYCOLORS April 07, 2009
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A fat awkward retard with large, frequently very chapped, lips. Tends to wear glasses, and blink excessively and sporadically. Due to a low visual frame rate, they typically wave their arms very randomly when approached.Also has the rather unsanitary habit of putting already used tissues in their pockets, so they can use them later.They are an endangered species.
I tossed the football over to that Brian and he batted it away with his arm really stupidly.
by SWOL January 03, 2009
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