A fake-as-fuck person who cockblocks the homies. When you think of Brian, you think of the guy trying to puns your wife.
by King Luis of South Central November 19, 2016
by CampingNewb August 03, 2016
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by Breezy Lo December 27, 2009
A habitual user of friends, girls, and drugs. A kleptomaniac who has no regard for other people's property. Selfish, conceited person who will go to great lengths to get what he wants.
by shit head hater March 27, 2009
by ICUPFUNNYCOLORS April 07, 2009
A fat awkward retard with large, frequently very chapped, lips. Tends to wear glasses, and blink excessively and sporadically. Due to a low visual frame rate, they typically wave their arms very randomly when approached.Also has the rather unsanitary habit of putting already used tissues in their pockets, so they can use them later.They are an endangered species.
by SWOL January 03, 2009