rice krispies in beer; generally followed by a cigarette, and possibly some combo of leftovers from the last night, but only the beer and rice krispies are really needed for a breakfast of champions (bonus if wheaties used instead of rice crispies)
After the party we couldn't find any milk so we opted for a breakfast of champions-cigarettes and rice crispies in beer
by a-con September 19, 2007
A breakfast composed of a bowl of Kraft Dinner and several shots of Tequila. Should be noted that if its done after Noon, its not breakfast, pussy. Extra points if you make the Kraft dinner with beer instead of milk.
Party-Boy 1: What could make this breakfast a true breakfast of champions?
Party-Boy 2: Tequila, bitch!!!
Party-Boy 2: Tequila, bitch!!!
by Johnny Spectacular February 24, 2005
Mars bar & a coke for breakfast - either through necessity (that's all there is), bone idleness or complete indifference to your body's nutritional requirements
He did not have time to eat before he left the house so popped into the shop for a breakfast of champions on the way in.
by PaulF October 4, 2006
Hot food to provide much needed energy to withstand pummelling by sweaty, horny riggers. Usually accompanied by sprinkles of dried cum on cornflakes.
Heh. We fed this week's Rigger Monkey with a wicked dose of Breakfast of Champions so he could milk us with his love-cheeks.
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
Coffee and a cigarette
by Peter June 29, 2005
(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.
The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.
A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".
A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".
by ka-chan February 15, 2012