Consumer of large quantities of cum, subject to no limits beyond whatever donors can provide.
That bald freak rigger monkey makes a good Jism Sponge until he leaves the rig!
Desperately Seeking Ass Wrangler: wanted, gay man for preparing film star extras.
What runs out of the
after a return from another death-defying trip servicing his crew.
Man, it's a wonder he has any guts left, about 2 liters of Liquid Spam ran out his ass when we were done!
What emits during heavy petting, shortly to be followed by vigorous knob polishing (hopefully).
Damn, two minutes with that
and my jockeys are soaked with Knob Polish!
Damn I woke with Gill Breath!
The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the
Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra
upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.
TD & Smoke souped up their dump truck in anticipation of their trek to search for Kitten Wranglers.
When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.
came home, it was Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra for 20 minutes!!!
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