blazermania 

A state of mind in or around the Portland area that makes citizens go crazy for the city's only major sports franchise, the Portland Trailblazers. Often brought on by winning, but can also become apparent when the team transforms from pot-smoking, coach-insulting, dog-fighting, gun-toting hoodlums into a respectable group of charismatic young athletes.

I love the Blazers again. Blazermania is taking a hold of me!

blazermania by Spencer J. April 20, 2008

Breaderman

A breaderman is a person who is sweet and always helps people people out. Like a sweeterman ride for his day ones.

Person 1:Yo can I get a dollar

Noah:Ok got you

Person 1:Noah is a breadman
His helping his day one so he is a breaderman

Breaderman by Noahmats March 10, 2017

Bauserman 

a sexual act, after pulling out of your sex partner hold your load as long as possible then launch it ten yards over your partners head

I gave my girlfriend the Bauserman last night and shot my load all over my wall.

Bauserman by Dcrisp21 October 12, 2011

baderman 

Someone who is disobedient or badly behaved or behaves in a rude boy ganstar fashion.

Dave:"Chris did you just hit that man ?"
Chris:"Yeah"
Dave:"You baderman!!"

baderman by Christopher stanley aurthur December 22, 2008

Joe Bauserman 

The most incompetent Quarterback in the history of Ohio State football.

Announcer: Joe Bauserman back to pass, and he throws it to the third row of the stands!

Joe Bauserman by UpsetBuckeye October 8, 2011

Bauserman 

To be physically terrible at anything you try. To be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. The act of being the worst possible person you can be.

Phill: Wow you suck at football you couldn't be more of a Bauserman if you tried.

Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.

Bauserman by Sebduck123 October 16, 2011

Don Braumann food 

A diet consisting of mostly protien and starches. Meals are usually accompanied by paper plates, plastic cups and utinsils, and sauces of various origins. Most all of these items can be found at Stew Leonards or Kostcos. All items are bought in mass bulk to be distributed to the surrounding Braumann brood.

Steak, potatos, mushrooms, onions, green beans, brisket, tyson chicken wings, newmans own balsamic vinegar, canned chunky soup, ramen, ketchup, salad kits, solo cups. Don Braumann food

Don Braumann food by tedstriker June 22, 2013