Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Monkey Branching 

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

Monkey Branching by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

branching

Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke

Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!

branching by aymurrr August 18, 2011

brachiosaurus 

(n.) Also known as a Mighty Brachi, this majestic animal has come to represent all things B.O.O.T. Like the fabled organization, this animal is both powerful and mysterious, and its name is quite fun to say. Channeling the spirit of this animal requires a hand motion resembling the its slender, flexible neck.

An example of this animal can be found in the terminal of the Chicago O'Hare International Airport.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBrachiosaurus! Mata-mata-mata-mata-mata!

brachiosaurus by TheLoudestFan April 16, 2009

brachiosaurus 

Long necked dinosaur from late Jurassic. An ancestor of Miami Heat power forward/center Chris Bosh.

Did you see the brachiosaurus make that layup.

brachiosaurus by dorkynessftw January 13, 2014

brasciole 

Slang for penis

She went down on the old brasciole in the back of the movie theatre.

I jammed my brasciole right up her ass.

brasciole by Mikey C's December 20, 2008

Brachir 

The G every girl wants but can't get . He's very good looking, but hard to get the attention of. His standards are only the best , since he's likely to become very wealthy he chooses girls wisely . He's brave and he serves his country in the U.S. Army . he can keep a smile on your face so if you can get him, keep him .

damn, Brachir your freaking amazing

Brachir by Gangsterofhype January 8, 2012