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Bribing someone and then beating the shit out of them and stealing the bribe back.
-I was playin The Godfather on XBox the other day and i totally capped an FBI agent after I bribed him to end a mob war.
-WHAT?! You committed brobbery? Dude, you're such a BAMF.
Brobbery by bob weoddababyeetsaboy January 12, 2009
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When someone tries to rob you after failing to bribe you in the first place.

Could be used when a bro attempts to steal from you.

robbery bro bribe
I can't believe his constant brobbery. Can you? He steals from all his friends, it is a wonder he still has any!
Brobbery by Ludelily January 26, 2016

Babbery Power 

The amount of energy used to fire up an electric razor. Coined in a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic.
it doesnts need to be plugged in because of the babbery power dicktard
Babbery Power by blank flank September 15, 2024

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026