The most expensive coat hanger you'll ever buy.
Alex: "Dude, you're getting fat - why don't you use the Bowflex your dad bought?"
Eric: "'cause there isn't any room in the closet for our winter coats..."
A home gym. Has rods instead of weights. Power rods that is.
Jacob Hill owns a bowflex. He is strong.
N. a piece of exercise machinery that is used for no particular purpose other than to create some pretty heavy camel toe.
"wow, this new bow flex commercial is nothing more than a vast array of camel toe."
:a fully erect penis that is slightly arched and oscillating up and down.
"Check out my bowflex Misty. This power rod has perfect form. Wrap your lips around it and avago."
A good home gym for those short on living space, but damn expensive ($1500 for the whole set!!) Better off to get some REAL weights or a GYM membership for a fraction of the cost.
Joe: Did you see that new Bowflex commercial?
Dave:Yep, but$49.95 a month my ass!!
Used as an adjective, this term describes any person, male or female, who is extremely muscular and/or tanned.
Holy shit! That guy's so bowflex, I bet he could lift a house.
What big Martha uses to work out.
Get the fuck off my Bowflex before i fuck you up. If you ever use my Bowflex again ill kill you. Got it Ho!