Seriously though it's pretty poor as places go, saying you're in Bournemouth is like saying you're Scunthorpe. People's only response will be 'why'.
"Atleast we're not in bournemouth"
Often put down by people who come from London due to the fact that they're angry that they can't afford to live somewhere that awesome, and also by people from Brighton, who are jealous because Bomo has a proper beach with real sand.
Bomo-Dweller: "What, because there are no stabbings?"
Brightonite: "Yeah well Brighton is the REAL B-Town, and our clubs are WAAAY cheaper."
Bomo-Dweller: "Fuck off and sunbathe on some stones."