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1.
to never have a dull moment, lives life in phases, rarely showers or takes care of teeth. eats milk for dinner most of the time however, hamburger is a favorite too, almost nightly.
"well i smell a botkins"
"yea me to omg thats gross"
by Sara Steelman October 13, 2009
 
2.
One of, pertaining to, or manifesting exceptional unresponsiveness, idiocy, or absurdity.

The word "Botkin" and corresponding root "Botkin-" are used to express these sentiments:

Botkinism - a phrase or action which shows unresponsiveness, idiocy, or absurdity.

Botkinesque, Botkinistic, (less used) Botkinlike - of or pertaining to a botkinism or a botkinistic act.

The word "Botkin" is believed to have originated from a previous term, "Batkhan," but has since been converted to a more phonetic spelling; it has distinctly Proto-Indo-European roots, though it has been difficult to pinpoint the exact branch of the language group from whence it stems.
Daniel was being really slow today in Math class; what a Botkin!

-Today I crashed into a parked car.
-That was very Botkinesque of you.

Today Daniel said a true Botkinism: he claims that Oslo is the capital of Italy.
by The Lamb of Death January 13, 2005