Botkins
to never have a dull moment, lives life in phases, rarely showers or takes care of teeth. eats milk for dinner most of the time however, hamburger is a favorite too, almost nightly.
Botkins by Sara Steelman October 13, 2009
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Botkins Ohio
a shithole village full of fake blondes hillbillies and wapak rejects. most of the kids drink for fun and think it’s quirky to vape in the bathroom at school. everyone is in everyone’s business but their own and every high school girl has a crush on memphis meyer. you’ll probably never find a loyal girl here
Botkins Ohio by swaggysquirrell69 October 7, 2021
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Botkins Ohio • Botkin • boykins • botinsky • Butkins • Earl Boykins • deandre boykins • Fatty Bobkins • Hailey bodkins • Lucas Botkin
Sloppy Bobkins
A sloppy, unkept girl, usually large, wearing messy clothes and hasnt showered... She is the girl you see out, who looks like she was born to eat a cock meat sandwich...
You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..
You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..
You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..
You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..
Dude 1- Wow, look at that one... She's a mess
Dude 2- Yea, total Sloppy Bobkins canidate... I bet she loves cockmeat
Dude 2- Yea, total Sloppy Bobkins canidate... I bet she loves cockmeat
Sloppy Bobkins by Sloppy fighter February 4, 2009
Earl Boykins
2nd shortest player in NBA history. The only player taller than him is Muggsy Bogues, who was 5'3". Known for his speed, quick shooting, and tenacious defense he is one of my favorite players. If he was 6'6" he be a superstar.
Don't even bother trying to stop Earl Boykins in transition, he'll just breeze right by you and hit a layup
Earl Boykins by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005
keeping up with the Botwins
Much like 'keeping up with the Joneses', in which a family competes with neighbors to own the coolest home, car, things, and kids; keeping up with the Botwins is the struggle to afford to do so through crime. The name is derived from the Botwin family in the Showtime series Weeds, led by Nancy Botwin, who sells marijuana in order to provide and protect her family, who follow in her criminal footsteps.
I was wondering how the family down the block could afford three Lamborghinis and a Porsche until they got busted by the cops for keeping up with the Botwins.
I'm selling MDMA in order to pay for college loans. Just trying to keep up with the Botwins!
I'm selling MDMA in order to pay for college loans. Just trying to keep up with the Botwins!
keeping up with the Botwins by Gingerwhalegw June 9, 2013
the botkin
Getting your ball sack pinched while a doctor performs a physical on a male, from here sexual relations occur.
Friend 1: Dude, I just got back from the doctor, and I just totally got the Botkin.
Friend 2: Fucking sweet, how'd it go down?
Friend 1: Well I walked in for my physical and then the sexy doctor started to feel my balls for cancer. Afterwards, she pinches my ball sack.
Friend 2: No fucking way...
Friend 1: Yea, it happened. I then pull her head in and she starts to give me a blow job. Fucking EPIC!
Friend 2: Fucking sweet, how'd it go down?
Friend 1: Well I walked in for my physical and then the sexy doctor started to feel my balls for cancer. Afterwards, she pinches my ball sack.
Friend 2: No fucking way...
Friend 1: Yea, it happened. I then pull her head in and she starts to give me a blow job. Fucking EPIC!
the botkin by La Maquina/ El Diablo April 17, 2009
Fatty Bobkins
1) A man who grew up in Burger King and as a result now has his own orbit. There is currently 3 cookies with bite marks in them, a rotting Whopper, and a baseball with a bite mark in it floating about his midsection.
2) A term used to describe a person of extreme obesity.
2) A term used to describe a person of extreme obesity.
Fatty Bobkins by Jorge "The Walrus" Rodriguez August 27, 2011
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