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A bro-ho from San Diego, specifically Pacific Beach. They can usually be found living at home with their mother and can only come out till midnight. However once every two months this animal will turn into a binging/slaying machine when it returns to its native habitat or vegas. Beware the bostock at night for it usually is unaware of its surroundings and will fight without provocation and chase after porn stars/sorority girls or anything drunk at the bar.
You were a real bostock last weekend.

That bostock made it rain.
Bostock by whatnameidonthaveaname January 29, 2009
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Verb meaning to unreasonably promote the achievements of a child. Comes from the Jethro Tull 1972 'concept' album Thick as a Brick in which a poem by the 8 year old Gerald 'Little Milton' Bostock becomes the focus of controversy.
When the 16 year old Ivorian Souleymane Coulibaly joined Tottenham Hotspur for 2 million pounds he was well Bostocked but has never shown any real promise at top level in the adult league.
Bostock by Eschatonic August 5, 2013
general term for a ginger who teaches geography to young boys
bostock by BirminghamSoldier February 1, 2009

joe bostock 

The word used to describe the common being that likes to isolate him/herself and smoke cannabis, this being is usualy found in its natural habitat smoking a fat spliff and making yo mamma jokes.
Alex: Safe ladd is jeoff out tonight.

Dean: No hes picking up a fat 10 hes such a joe bostock
joe bostock by jjeaves May 27, 2015

Devon Bostick

(also known as OG Rodrick) The legend who portrayed Rodrick Heffley in the first three Wimpy Kid films and is The Original Emo Lord and Daddy Rodrick, not the fake-ass leafyishere Willy Wonka looking Pleakley freak imposter.
Devon Bostick did a lot of good.
Devon Bostick by Rqyhb March 30, 2017

Devon Bostick

An extremly talented person and the hottest, most sexy actor ALIVE!
I loved devon bostick as rodrick in diary of a wimpy kid. He can really rock that guyliner!
Devon Bostick by Crystallet May 2, 2011

devon bostick

do i even need to explain this person he is the sexyest man alive and he is a great actor has starred in roles such as diary of a wimpy kid and the 100 he did amazing in both of them but they had to replace the sexy rodrick with a trans version of little tay like how could they
my mom: hey do you want something hot for dinner
me: yeah i'll just have devon bostick
mom :no let's have something not hot like charlie Wright maybe
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