Boris Johnson

The "Satan of England" and the "English Donald Trump"

"Nobody likes Boris Johnson"
"I know right"

by Boris Johnson 2019 November 4, 2019

Boris Johnson

The incompetent fool, who was acting as prime minister during the covid pandemic in the UK.

Ugh, boris Johnson just imposed another lockdown.

by The angry autistic gay December 21, 2021

Boris Johnson

Donald Trump bought from wish

I thought Trump was bad until I saw Boris Johnson..

by ISuckedUrMom February 24, 2022

Boris Johnson

The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option

I was out of condoms, so I had to use a Boris Johnson

by The Heumungeus Mans September 18, 2019

Boris Johnson

Wank Blanket

Boris Johnson had been so excited at the gullibility of the population, he was already onto his third wank blanket of the week.

by Comedy Continuum April 4, 2021

Boris Johnson

Verb; To be Boris Johnsoned.

i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.

i. Dude, I totally got a Boris Johnson last night.

ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.

by some random homosapien March 11, 2016

Boris Johnson

Definition: A mop
fucked up UK with his tiny penis
no1 biggest sanctioner in history
killled the uk economy as soon as covid eased.
married a woman 21 years yunger than him
most famous quote "the cure covid we must sacrifice with covid by living with covid :)"

'The fucking mop couldnt clean up his own shit'.
'Boris Johnson has a wet mop for hair'

by MASSIVECUNTDICK March 27, 2022