Boring-ness

Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.

While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.

Boring-ness by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

World Championship of Boringness by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009

boringness

when something is boring or someone is boring

if i didnt talk and you didnt talk then it would be boringness

boringness by emmalouise January 5, 2006

boringness hits me 

A sentence used to express that your feeling really bored all of a sudden.

You:- Ugh boringness hits me all the time
Your friend:- lol xdd

boringness hits me by pistleonthegunismycopcar June 4, 2021