Boomhauer 

One of Hank Hill's friends on the animated show, King of the Hill. He has an unusual way of talking that some think is gibberish.

Boomhauer often begins a sentence with:
"Tell you what, man, dang ol'..."

Boomhauer by Brick Wall December 28, 2004

Boomhauer 

A person who rambles incessantly yet is incapable of verbally conveying an idea.

The meeting was going fine until Boomhauer started babbling about the cigarette machine. That's when Johnson got up and left.

Boomhauer by Mark VZ May 17, 2006

Boomhauer 

A stereotypical personification of a person's race, community, demographic or profession.

"A thick east coast accent, all-black designer clothes, AND hailing a taxi- what a boomhauer!"

"That's a boomhauer of a computer geek over there! Pocket protector and all."

Boomhauer by AvH January 29, 2008

Boomhauer 

When someone parks a vehicle crooked in a parking spot, usually taking up two or three parking spaces.

There's too many boomhauers in this parking lot and that's why we can't park here!

Boomhauer by JJBullfrog December 12, 2024

Boomhauer Accent 

Talking fast in a Cajun/redneck/country slang way that is mostly in incomprehensible and slurred phrases such as "dad gum" "dang ol" and "yeah man talkin about"

I couldn't tell you what Chet was trying to say with that Boomhauer Accent he's g

Boomhauer Accent by BluntBeauty March 22, 2023

Boomhauered 

The point of drunk wherein your words begin to get straight up rambled and incoherent (named for the charecter of similar speech patterns from "King of the Hill")

-"Yeah girl, aintryanythindrofrea dofreahffs..."

-"Damn, you're starting to get straight up Boomhauered"

Boomhauered by Lana and Shanice are lushes April 22, 2009

boomhower 

Hank Hill's back-woods talking neighbor and one of his best friends, from the show, King of the Hill. From what I have pieced together. His full name is Jeff Boomhower, he is an electrical engineer, has a deceased father but mother is still alive. He has a brother name Patch. He has never been married but came close with at lest one girl. He is a ladies man and has a '76 Dodge. He was a quarter-back on his high school's varsity football team and, according to the odometer on Hank Hill's F-150, lives exactly 1/10th of a mile from Hank's house.

"Explosion, dang ol' Mega Low Mart"

"Looks like you could use a shoe in a dang ol' size boom."

boomhower by JackD May 28, 2005