2)The only reason girls are awsome
3)The thing i stare at when im talki to girls
4)Somthing i should be able to buy at the store.
5)God this stuff is just the greatist (crying)
The best way to refer to them is some variation of "sweater whales." I.e. Sweater rhinos, sweater kittens, sweater amoebas, sweater snap peas... etc.